“God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.”
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Famous Jimmy Fallon Quotes
“...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.”
“It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.”
“Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously”
“Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”
“Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.”
“Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse.”
“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”