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Famous Joan Rivers Quotes
“Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'”
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
“Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?”
“Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?”
“I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.”
“My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.”