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Famous Joan Rivers Quotes
“Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.”
“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”
“I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.”
“Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?”
“When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.”