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Famous Joan Rivers Quotes
“You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.”
Source: I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.”
“You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.”
“You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”