C Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with C. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
“Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.”
“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.”
“Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.”
“Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.”
“Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.”
Source: The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Chuck Palahniuk asked which is worse: Hell or nothing. Here is my answer: Of course nothing! Because even in Hell, there is hope!”
“Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder”
Source: Paper Towns
“Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh.”
“Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi go to the White House for dinner, and the immediate belief they had is, "Oh, they're gonna smoke Donald Trump. This is not even a fair fight. Trump doesn't even know what's coming."”
“Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi that don't know what's coming, 'cause it's Chuck and Nancy that have never dealt with somebody like Donald Trump, because they're the ones living in a cocoon and they're the ones that don't know what life is really like in the business world. And I guarantee you they don't. Business people, to Chuck and Nancy, are donors. Business people, to Chuck and Nancy, are the golden goose. They'll never run out of money. We'll keep taxing 'em. We'll keep asking for donations.”
“Chuck Schumer and Nancy's Pelosi party lost. Chuck and Nancy's party haven't won an election that counts other than Barack Obama's presidency in 2008 and 2012. Every other election the Democrats have been running with national House/Senate racers, they're losing.”
“Chuckling to herself, Nancy said aloud, "Romance and detective work won't mix tonight!”
Source: Nancy Drew 03: The Bungalow Mystery
“Chucky become a pandemic part of pop culture, definitely.”
“Chudi devrait faire tout ce que la biologie lui autorise (c’est-à-dire tout sauf allaiter).”
Source: Dear Ijeawele, or a Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions
“Chudi ne mérite nulle louange ou gratitude particulières, et toi non plus d’ailleurs : vous avez tous les deux choisi de mettre un enfant au monde, et la responsabilité de cet enfant vous appartient à tous les deux à parts égales. Ce serait différent si tu étais mère célibataire, que ce soit par choix ou par la force des choses, parce que tu n’aurais pas alors la possibilité de « faire les choses ensemble ». Mais tu ne devrais pas agir en « mère célibataire » si tu n’en es pas réellement une.”
Source: Dear Ijeawele, or a Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions
“Chudi ne t’ « aide » pas quand il s’occupe de son enfant. Il fait ce qu’il est censé faire. Quand nous disons que les pères « aident », nous suggérons que s’occuper des enfants est un territoire appartenant aux mères, dans lequel les pères s’aventurent vaillamment. Ce n’est pas le cas. Tu imagines le nombre de personnes qui seraient aujourd’hui plus heureuses, plus stables, et qui contribueraient bien mieux à la société si leur père avait participé activement à leur enfance ?”
Source: Dear Ijeawele, or a Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions
“Chukia kushindwa, zaidi ya unavyofurahia kushinda.”
“Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children.”
“Chumaka ended with a quotation from a play that Jiro favored. “ ‘Small acts partner small houses and small minds'.”
Source: Mistress of the Empire
“Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.”
“Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.”
“Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.”
Source: Trick Baby
“Chumvi si dawa ya kuzuia wachawi au dawa ya kuzuia nguvu kutoka ulimwenguni. Chumvi inazuia wachawi, lakini vilevile inazuia bahati. Dawa halisi ya kuzuia wachawi ni Mwenyezi Mungu.”
“Chunking, a cornerstone of rapid learning, transforms complexity into clarity. By breaking down intricate information into manageable fragments, learners navigate the material with greater ease, promoting understanding and cognitive efficiency.”
“Chunking is a fundamental principle in rapid learning. It involves selecting specific, related aspects, or contents in chunks to foster quick and effective learning.”
“Chunking is the ability of the brain to learn from data you take in, without having to go back and access or think about all that data every time. As a kid learning how to ride a bike, for instance, you have to think about everything you're doing. You're brain is taking in all that data, and constantly putting it together, seeing patterns, and chunking them together at a higher level. So eventually, when you get on a bike, your brain doesn't have to think about how to ride a bike anymore. You've chunked bike riding.”
“Chunking makes our brains more efficient. The more you can chunk something, the faster and easier you can process it. Wayne Gretzky had chunked hockey like no one before or since. Talented people have supremely chunked whatever they become talented at doing.”
“Chunks of his life fell away, so that while we were moving ahead in time, he was moving back.”
Source: Middlesex: A Novel
“Church - Come here to learn, go forth to serve.”
“Church always seemed the same. Jess could tune it out the same way he tuned out school, with his body standing up and sitting down in unison with the rest of the congregation but his mind numb and floating, not really thinking or dreaming but at least free.”
Source: Bridge to Terabithia
“Church and family are both primary influences designed by God for a purpose and when they work together, they are orange. Both are systems comprised of imperfect people—that’s why God desires to use them as a platform to tell his story of restoration and redemption to the world.”
Source: Think Orange: Imagine the Impact When Church and Family Collide...
“Church and state are, and must remain, separate.”
Source: Ronald Reagan
“Church and state should be separate, not only in form, but fact - religion and politics should not be mingled.”
Source: The Ovation to Mr. Fillmore. Speeches of Mr. Fillmore
“Church and State should be united in the White Man's religion.
- Global White Racial Loyalty and Solidarity must be our constant goal.
- Race is everything. In order to survive and prosper, the White Race must overcome its five main enemies: Judaism, Christianity, Communism, Liberalism and Nationalism.”
“Church attendance is as vital to a disciple as a transfusion of rich, healthy blood to a sick man.”
“Church attendance may be dipping, but God can survive the Internet age. After all, He knows a thing or two about resurrection.”
“Church attendance was still compulsory, as was adherence to a long list of beliefs, including the Trinity, the resurrection of Christ, the truth of the Bible and the resurrection of the dead, on pain of imprisonment.”
“Church bells beyond the stars heard, the soul's blood, The land of spices; something understood.”
“Church can be extremely boring. It can be very meaningful, it can be character forming, but can be have very little fizz in it.”
“Church can’t be a place where we feel like a visitor, or somewhere we’re afraid to allow others to see our messes. It’s got to feel like home.”
Source: Messy Church: A Multigenerational Mission for God's Family
“Church for Monday is a breakthrough book for ministry leaders willing to take innovative risks to reach their communities, and a must-read for anyone who longs to see the Good News reach beyond Sunday Church into a waiting, 7-day-a-week world.”
“Church, God, does not allow suffering for the sake of suffering. No - as we will learn from the text this morning, suffering purifies the church, and through suffering, we as believers are to thrust towards God in our trials and seek Him alone so that we may grow.”
“Church growth strategies are the death gurgle of a church that has lost its way.”
“Church has believed that parents probably wont' assume responsibility for their own children's growth, so they have tried to become a parent substitute. This in turn ha s fostered parents to adopt a "drop-off" mentality. Maybe the greatest gift a church can give parents is the confidence and courage to do what God has wired them to do.”
Source: Think Orange: Imagine the Impact When Church and Family Collide...
“Church History is the record of God's gracious, wonderful and mighty deeds, showing how by his Spirit and Word he rules his Church and conquers the world.”
Source: Life Pictures from Swedish Church History
“Church hoppers are like wandering dogs. If they are not regularly patted on the head, they will go elsewhere until they are.”