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Author:Mila Kunis

“There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.”

Thinking Men Use Half Study Cutting Safe Argument Average Goodbye Multiple Average Man Text Messaging

Author:Ashton Kutcher

“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.”

People Ideas Silence Wine Average Alcohol Great People Best Wine Delicious Food

Author:Fran Lebowitz

“For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!”

People Firsts Lasts America Comedy Months First Time Average Fats Hey Pizza Overweight

Author:Jay Leno

“Unions are the result of profit seekers. Unions are the way the average guy gets even with evil corporateers. The unions are godsends. The unions have a special status, because they represent the rising up of the average man against the evil corporateers and profiteers.”

Men Way Guy Evil Results Special Unions Average Profit Rising Seekers Average Man Rising Up

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.”

Able Average Dentist Accountants

Author:Russell Banks

“I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.”

Made Fame Models Average Pounds

Author:Tyra Banks

“I've always been a workaholic. I reckon, on average, I've had less than one day a year off in my working career.”

Years Careers One Day Average Workaholic

Author:Ken Livingstone

“Climatologists are all agreed that we'd be lucky to see the end of this century without the world being a totally different place, and being 8 or 9 degrees hotter on average.”

World Different Ends Century Lucky Degrees Average End Of The World Different Place Hotter

Author:James Lovelock

“I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in France. And the other was a trench runner who survived the war. The average life span of a trench runner was 36 hours, but he survived the whole war.”

World Two War Whole Hours Involved Members Average France War Of The Worlds World War I Survived Runners Uncles Memorial Family Members Trenches Life Span Average Life

Author:Ben Barnes

“I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.”

Knows Persons Grateful Average Average Person Hendrix Woodstock

Author:Demetri Martin

“I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.”

Needs Running Rooms Media Election Average Mainstream Living Room Mainstream Media Ignore Me 2012 Election

Author:Roseanne Barr

“People are what you make them. A scornful look turns into a complete fool a man of average intelligence. A contemptuous indifference turns into an enemy a woman who, well treated, might have been an angel.”

People Men Wells Looks Has Beens Might Turns Enemy Teaching Fool Angel Average Treated Indifference Might Have Been Contemptuous

Author:Andre Maurois

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”

Inspirational Believe Humans Age Human Beings One Thing Average Gender Backgrounds Birthday Drivers Above Average Ethnic Background

Author:Dave Barry

“I think it was my study of history that convinced me that the Democratic Party was more on the side of the average American.”

Thinking Sides Party Study Democratic Average Convinced Democratic Party

Author:George McGovern

“Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”

Men Sex Average Obsessed Average Man Funny Sex

Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, he most illogically kicks up a row.”

Ifs Men Doubt Praise Blame Instinct Average Satisfied Kicks No Doubt Average Man

Author:Golda Meir

“I'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians.”

Care Guy Politician Average Average Joe

Author:John Mellencamp

“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”

Men Believe Funny Belief Humorous Harder Average Witty Apes

Author:H. L. Mencken

“No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.”

Men Long Matter Wisdom Women Wise Average Eight Forty Forty Eight

Book:A little book in C major

Source: A little book in C major

“Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.”

America Pay Liberty Progress Taxes Humorous Profound Average Insane Wages Taxation Income Tax Irs Tax Day Paying Taxes Taxes Funny Property Taxes

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.”

“It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.”

Persons Real Done Fear Realizing Worry Average Storm Average Person

Author:Bruce Barton

“If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or 4 times out of 10 should yield a person a fortune if he has the sense to cut his losses quickly on the ventures where he is wrong.”

Ifs Should Persons Loss Half Economy Cutting Fortune Average Yield Hitting Venture Speculators His Loss

Author:Bernard Baruch

“The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.”

Funny Average Holes Boards Usa Rays Fewer Planners

Author:Dennis Miller

“I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper.”

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Author:Nicki Minaj

“For the average home-user, anti-virus software is a must.”

Home Average Software Users Viruses

Author:Kevin Mitnick

“The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine.”

Years Mines Average Coal Expectancy Life Expectancy Average Life

Author:Moby

“I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.”

Children Average Expecting

Author:Marilyn Monroe

“Halliburton is not a 'company' doing business in Iraq. It is a war profiteer, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested – or worse.”

Has Beens War Past Company Millions Average Iraq Pockets Arrested

Author:Michael Moore

“Going meat-free can make a huge difference. Studies show that vegetarians are, on average, 10 to 20 pounds lighter than meat-eaters and that a vegetarian diet reduces our risk of heart disease by 40 percent and adds seven or more years to our lifespan.”

Years Heart Shows Differences Study Risk Huge Disease Percent Add Seven Average Meat Diets Pounds Vegetarian Lighters Heart Disease Vegetarian Diet

Author:Ingrid Newkirk

“The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.”

People Years Persons Amount Ten Average Average Person

Author:Jack Nicholson

“The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly.”

Long Hard Reason Difficult Average Hearing Convinced Handle Iron Golfers Nemesis

Author:Jack Nicklaus

“I have a perfectly average skewed perception of myself. We often don't know what we're like.”

Knows Perception Average

Author:Bill Nighy

“Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.”

Needs Jobs Growth Economy Months Average Population Population Growth

Author:Bob Beauprez

“Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.”

Children Use Father Tools Raised Average My Children Hanging Out

Author:Ted Nugent

“The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.”

Children Laughing Adults Average

Author:Martha Beck

“I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.”

Guy Three Sports Average

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved to accommodate it.”

Years Brain Century Average Rapids Accommodate Life Span Average Life

Author:Martha Beck

“On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.”

People Body Business Five Written Design Dollars Average Advertising Copies Cents Eighty Headlines Adverts Great Advertising Advertising And Marketing Online Advertising

Author:David Ogilvy

“You always draw from your roots. I'm influenced by everything I hear and see, and that includes music today, but obviously I go back to my early influences: Stevie Wonder, Parliament, Earth, Wind & Fire, Ohio Players, Average White Band. Those kind of artists are what I look to. When I hear that stuff on the radio, I turn it up!”

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Author:Donny Osmond

“You were not created to just get by with an average, unrewarding, or unfulfilling life. God created you to leave your mark on this generation.”

Inspirational Generations Mark Average This Generation

Book:Daily Readings from Break Out!: 365 Devotions to Go Beyond Your Barriers and Live an Extraordinary Life

Source: Daily Readings from Break Out!: 365 Devotions to Go Beyond Your Barriers and Live an Extraordinary Life

“Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.”

Thinking Knows Children Sometimes Young Loses Break Laughing Four Baby Adults Average Young Children Toddler

Author:Joel Osteen

“When the federal government spends more each year than it collects in tax revenues, it has three choices: It can raise taxes, print money, or borrow money. While these actions may benefit politicians, all three options are bad for average Americans.”

Years May Government Action Choices Three Politician Taxes Benefits Raises Average Print Federal Government Revenue

Author:Ron Paul

“In Indiana, the Affordable Care Act will raise the average cost of health insurance in the individual market by an unaffordable 72 percent.”

Care Individual Cost Percent Raises Average Affordable Indiana Affordable Care Act

Author:Mike Pence

“How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.”

Play Winning Player Average Nfl Inspiring Football

Author:Bum Phillips

“The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.”

People Success Winning Effort Military Competition Average Above Average

Book:My American Journey

Source: My American Journey

“I was a really avid bowler when I was a teenager. I had about a 210-220 average. I had blisters on my fingers.”

Fingers Average Teenager Avid Bowlers Blisters

Author:Dennis Quaid

“The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.”

Persons Ears Average Reputation Average Person

Author:Francis Quarles

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