“The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.”
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“I'm that person in the bar who's like, "Can they turn the music down? I would like to chat."”
Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?”
Source: War speeches
Source: Real Presences: Is There Anything in What We Say?
Source: The works of William Makepeace Thackeray
Source: The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton
Source: The writings of Thomas Jefferson: being his autobiography, correspondence, reports, messages, addresses, and other writings, official and private
Source: Thoughts
“He who falls in love in bars doesn't need a woman all his own. He can always find one on loan.”
Source: Foucault's Pendulum
Source: Science and Culture: Popular and Philosophical Essays
“A bar would not be a good career move for you.”
Source: Manhunting
Source: Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History
“Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills.”
Source: Duma Key: A Novel
Source: Complete Shorter Poems
Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct
“The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.”
Source: Learning to Sing: Hearing the Music in Your Life
“I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature