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“As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.”

Ifs Political Politics Drink Office Vote Ems Texas Screws Whiskey Legislature

Book:Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?

Source: Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?

“There are sordid souls that eat and drink and breed and die, and imagine they have lived.”

Soul Dies Imagine Drink

Book:The House Behind the Cedars

Source: The House Behind the Cedars

“It is a dichotomous time where the younger generation is perceived as free. But smoking pot is not being free. Taking drugs is not being free. I feel that being courteous and telling your dad, 'I'm going to have a drink' with your dad saying 'give me one too' is cool. That's being freer, happier and nicer. But having issues and saying that 'I am my own person, I am moving out Mom!' is not. Yes, if your mom tells you to move out then that's being free.”

Ifs Giving Feels Persons Moving My Own Issues Generations Mom Dad Drink Drug Give Me Smoking Pot Your Mom Being Free Your Dad Younger Generation Courteous Moving Out Smoking Pot

Author:Shahrukh Khan

“It was bad on Linda. She had to deal with this guy who didn't want to get out of bed and, if he did, wanted to go back to bed pretty soon after. He wanted to drink earlier and earlier each day and didn't really see the point in shaving. I was generally pretty morbid.”

Ifs Want Wanted Guy Deals Drink Bed Each Day This Guy Morbid Shaving

Author:Paul McCartney

“I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.”

Men Air Drink Scripture Old Man Fart Never Trust

Author:Roger Angell

“Phil Harris and Pat Boone were once paired as guests on an episode of Andy Williams' TV show. During a rehearsal break, Harris suggested the three of them go out for a drink. When Boone declined, explaining he did not drink, Harris asked Williams, "Andy, can you imagine getting up in the morning knowing that's the best you're going to feel all day?"”

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Author:Andy Williams

“I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'”

Should Language Tomorrow Drink Work Out Bus

Author:Melissa McCarthy

“I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey.”

Running Kids Night House Drink Stress Management Boxes Chocolate Milk Every Night Monkeys Underwear Stress Management Cereal Chocolate Milk

Author:Randy Glasbergen

“The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now have some empties on a shelf in your room. Everyone knows how much college kids like to drink, do we really need to display it? It's a good thing, though, that this trend stops after college. Wouldn't it be weird if your parents had empty wine bottles up on their bedroom wall?”

“I drink to excess, I gamble to excess, but everyone knows it, so it's not a big deal.”

Knows Bigs Deals Drink Excess Big Deal Gamble

Author:Oscar Goodman

“People who drink too much, health, and greedy. Hoard a treasure we do not like.”

People Too Much Drink Treasure Greedy

Author:Laurence Sterne

“...of whom I can say with a grateful heart, 'I was hungry, and he gave me meat; I was thirsty, and he gave me drink; I was a stranger, and he took me in.'”

Heart I Can Drink Grateful Stranger Hungry Meat Thirsty Grateful Heart

Book:Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave: Written by Himself, Critical Edition

Source: Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave: Written by Himself, Critical Edition

“When either a man or a woman makes a special vow, the vow of a Nazarite, to separate himself to the Lord, he shall separate himself from wine and strong drink.”

Men Strong Lord Special Drink Wine Vow Strong Drink

Author:Moses

“Give me to drink mandragora.”

Giving Drink Give Me Forgetfulness

Author:William Shakespeare

“Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.”

Ifs Too Much Drink Husband Your Husband Goldfish

Author:Phyllis Diller

“There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.”

Men Real Bigs Happens He Man Drink Husband Whiskey Battered

Author:George Carlin

“Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.”

Happiness Drink Doctors Discovering Juice Prunes

Author:Johnny Carson

“If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"”

Ifs Two Happens Drink Drunk Pills Alcoholics

Author:Robin Williams

“I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.”

Hands Left Drink Coffee Smoke

Book:The Most of George Burns

Source: The Most of George Burns

“In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.”

People Thinking Shows Age Guy Ought Drink Smoke Retiring Show Business Retired Cigar Martini

Author:George Burns

“The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.”

Shows Dog Drink Winner Toilets Champagne Westminster

Author:David Letterman

“If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.”

Ifs Enough Turns Drink Bed Alcohol Beer

Author:Demetri Martin

“I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.”

World Looks I Can Two Sex Cities Drink Window Miles Ems Vegas Las Vegas Gamble Cities In The World

Author:Redd Foxx

“It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!”

Want Shows Easy Differences Pieces Drink Jew Cake Gentiles

Author:Jackie Mason

“The Brick House was one of the toughest joints I ever played in ... Guys would drink and fight one another like circle saws. Bottles would come flying over the bandstand like crazy and there was lots of plain common shooting and cutting. But somehow all that jive didn't faze me at all. I was so happy to have some place to blow my horn.”

Guy Fighting House Common Audience Saws Cutting Crazy Drink Blow Circles Flying Shooting Bottles Bricks Joints Horns

Author:Louis Armstrong

“Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.”

Wanted Drink Difficulty Russia Settling Coke

Author:W. Averell Harriman

“Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.”

Years Lasts Stuff Minutes Drink Starting Preparation New Year Last Minute

Author:Albert Brooks

“It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.”

Want Needs Purpose Religion Felt Drink Drug

Author:Dane Cook

“The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do. They go on for two or three days and drink a lot of booze and eat a lot of food.”

People Kind Two Three Goes On Drink Cuban Booze

Book:A Book

Source: A Book

“An old man came on board my boat; the others, both men and women cried with loud voices: "Come and see the men who have come from the sky. Bring them victuals and drink."”

Men Voice Sky He Man Drink Men And Women Boat Loud Boards Old Man Cried Loud Voices

Author:Christopher Columbus

“I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.”

Drink Suits Resolve Bats Liquid

Author:George Clooney

“Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?”

Ifs Knows Drink What If Alright

Author:Dave Attell

“Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.”

Form Internet Drink Aphrodisiac

Author:Craig Ferguson

“L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!”

Different Home Wanted Used Missing New York Drink Used To Be Remembered Alcoholics Different Place Cab Guinness

Author:Donald Glover

“Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.”

People Wonder Needed Drink Meetings Alcoholics Aa Meeting

Author:Chelsea Handler

“I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.”

People Drink Taste Drinking Alcohol Coffee Alcoholics Vodka

Author:Chelsea Handler

“I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”

Ifs Thinking Giving Guy Baby Drink Planning Pregnant Adoption

Author:Chelsea Handler

“Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'”

Thinking Known Dad Drink Clubs Opening Twins Embarrassing Great Times Your Dad

Author:Chelsea Handler

“I don't do clubs. I don't drink. I don't smoke.”

Drink Clubs Smoke

Author:Jennifer Hudson

“I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.”

Ifs Years Kind Understanding Gone Havens Drink Six Drinking Beer About Yourself Packs Six Packs

Author:Samuel L. Jackson

“I think one of the things that I was struck by was that Joe has the financial wherewithal to go check into some expensive clinic, go into rehab and beat these addictions but he didn't. He sort of designed his own, you know, sort of rehabilitation at home. And anybody could do what he did. When he felt like having a cigarette after he ate, he would get up and walk. At cocktail hour when he used to have a drink and watch the news, he stopped watching the news. He couldn't. He couldn't watch the news and not have a drink and a cigarette. He would walk.”

Thinking Knows Home Used Felt Hours Walks Watches Drink News Beats Addiction Financial Checks Get Up Expensive Cigarette Cocktails Rehab Rehabilitation Clinic

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else.”

Knows Littles Stuff Bits Water Changed Amount Drink Eating Little Bit Red Fishes Endless Meat Diets Vegetarian Juice Carrots Sausage Cleveland Vegetarian Diet Red Meat Cranberries

Author:Joe Eszterhas

“A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.”

People Littles Bits Drink Little Bit Jokes Mouths Beer Cracks

Author:Tim Kang

“People drink and do drugs for a reason. Cause it makes them feel good - until it doesn't anymore.”

People Feels Reason Causes Drink Drug Feel Good

Author:Michael Botticelli

“If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.”

People Ifs Thinking Drink Drinking Scotland Alcoholics Toothless

Author:Jay Mohr

“Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.”

Needs Wells Water Drink Holy Offers Catholic Lovely Holy Water

Author:Bob Saget

“I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.”

Fighting Causes Drink

Author:Bob Saget

“Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.”

Drink Fart Old Farts

Author:Mena Suvari

“Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.”

People Black Drink Mountain Alcohol Beer Black People Concrete Diving Skiing Frisbee

Author:Franklyn Ajaye

“So many people say, 'So, what, are you a party girl?' And I say, 'I'm a walking good time.' Do I sometimes go out and drink? Hell, yes. But could I have a number one song if I wasn't also working hard? Maybe that needs a little more respect.”

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Author:Kesha

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