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“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.”
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people”
“Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow.”
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.”
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.”
“A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.”
“There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash”
“Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street”
“I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes.”
“The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.”
“The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“A fool and his money are soon married.”
Source: The Lover's Baedeker and Guide to Arcady
“Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.”
“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
“Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.”
“Money doesn't change you; it reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice.”