“Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.”
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“A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
Source: In the Words of E.B. White: Quotations from America's Most Companionable of Writers
“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”
“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”
Source: Everything and a Kite
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
Source: Dave Barry Does Japan
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need