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“All for one; one for all.”

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Author:Thomas-Alexandre Dumas

“You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.”

Knows Money Attention Happened Humorous Valuable Reactions Insightful Valuable Things

Author:Steve Jobs

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

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Author:Abraham Lincoln

“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

“When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.”

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Author:John Ruskin

“All science is either physics or stamp collecting.”

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Author:Ernest Rutherford

“The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.”

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Book:Great Dissenters

Source: Great Dissenters

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

“While we are postponing, life speeds by.”

“I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.”

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Author:Frank A. Clark

“The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.”

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Author:Ernest Rutherford

“Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.”

Spirit Motivation Forget Humorous Witty Never Forget Insightful

Book:The Compensations of Librarianship

Source: The Compensations of Librarianship