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“Selfish men make the best lovers. They're prepared to invest in the women's pleasures so that they can collect an even bigger dividend for themselves.”

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Author:J. G. Ballard

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”

“I'm easily persuaded that a really good novelist who gets inside somebody else's head could be serving a valuable purpose. I enjoy satirical novels that take a wry, humorous, ironic look at modern life.”

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Author:Richard Dawkins

“Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.”

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Author:Thornton Wilder

“...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.”

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Author:Ernest Cline

“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”

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Book:The Memory Room: A Novel

Source: The Memory Room: A Novel

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.”

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Author:Aldous Huxley

“The funniest things are the forbidden.”

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Book:Mark Twain's Notebooks & Journals, Volume II: (1877-1883)

Source: Mark Twain's Notebooks & Journals, Volume II: (1877-1883)

“No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.”

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Book:Mark Twain's Fables of Man

Source: Mark Twain's Fables of Man

“Be careful what you wish for, you may receive it.”

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Author:W. W. Jacobs

“There's no sauce in the world like hunger.”

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Book:The History Of the Renowned Don Quixote De la Mancha

Source: The History Of the Renowned Don Quixote De la Mancha