“Maybe there'll be a simple, innocent explanation. I don't think so, because I think we would have offered that up already.” ThinkingSimpleStupidHumorousInnocentExplanation Author:Mike McCurry
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.” LoveLifeReasonDifficultSimpleMarriageLoversEasierHusbandHumorousProfoundSimplicityWittyInsaneFunny LovePretty Things Author:Honore de Balzac
“It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.” IfsFunnySimpleHumorousWittyFatsMotivational SportsBodybuilding Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.” ThinkingMenWayFunnySimpleFashionLaughterHumorousFaultsConfusionExpertsConfusedMake You ThinkSimple ThingsStart The Day Author:William Castle
“There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.” WayFirstsTwoDifficultSimpleDesignHumorousProgramMethodObviousWittyComplicatedOne WayCodeComplexityProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringTwo WaysProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceDeficiencyProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageDevelopersSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareSimplicity In DesignFunny ComputerProgramming FunnySimplicity And EleganceSimple And ComplexProgress And Development Author:Tony Hoare
“Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.” SongAsksSimpleSunMysteryWeekSpecialBuildingWorshipHumorousMiracleCompareClothingsPageantry Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.” ThinkingChildrenPlayHumorBigsWould BeKidsFunnyNextBornSimpleDealsAttitudeNiceBabyHumorousNext TimeClosetsBig DealMy Attitude Book:I'm Not Really Here Source: I'm Not Really Here
“When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.” HumorAbleFunnyLastsArtistSimpleDrinkHumorousWineDrinkingAlcoholUrgesAlcoholicsJoiningLiquorAbstinenceNotoriousAlcoholics AnonymousLonger Days Book:Always Unreliable: Memoirs Source: Always Unreliable: Memoirs
“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.” InspirationalHumorTruthFunnyScienceImaginationSimpleBusinessCommunicationComputerHumorousScientistInnovationSimplicityWittyMathMade ItMathematicalRelatedThings In LifeLiving ThingsSimple LifeSimplifySimple ThingsComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceSimple LivingProject ManagementTime To ThinkComputer LanguageMath And ScienceMinimalistScientific TheoryMathematics And ScienceGreat TeachingCreative IdeasMore KnowledgeCreative ThoughtGreat ScienceLess Is MoreKeep It SimpleLiving A Simple LifeHazyInspirational DesignSimplicity In DesignSimple Things In LifeLife Is SimpleBest ScienceSimplifying LifeKnowing EverythingSimplifying Your LifeOccam's RazorParsimonySaying The Same Thing Over And OverPossible ChangeTheory Of KnowledgeLearning EverythingSimple ThoughtsSimpler Times Author:Albert Einstein