Best humorous & strong Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“The American child is a highly intelligent human being - characteristically sensitive, humorous, open-minded, eager to learn, and has a strong sense of excitement, energy, and healthy curiosity about the world in which he lives. Lucky indeed is the grown-up who manages to carry these same characteristics into adult life. It usually makes for a happy and successful individual.”

“In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you.”

Ifs Hard Enough Bigs Strong Dog Crime Humorous Cat England Caught Stealing Bread Forty Sheep Receiving Twelve Hung Rabbits Strong Enough Lashes Handy Olden Days

Author:Mike Harding

“My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish I'd never met him.”

World Eye Care Girl Strong Wish My Own Forget Sweet Mets Laughter Humorous Gold Dear Rings His Eyes Flags Lit Chimes Forget Him Dear Love

Book:Not So Deep as a Well

Source: Not So Deep as a Well

“Thou slave, thou wretch, thou coward! Thou little valiant, great in villainy! Thou ever strong upon the stronger side! Thou Fortune's champion, that dost never fight But where her humorous ladyship is by To teach thee safety.”

Littles Fighting Strong Sides Teach Humorous Stronger Safety Fortune Slave Thee Champion Coward Cowardice Valiant Villainy

Book:The Plays of William Shakspeare: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left by the Late George Steevens. With a Selection of Explanatory and Historical Notes, from the Most Eminent Commentators; a History of the Stage, a Life of Shakespeare, &c.[edited] by Alexander Chalmers

Source: The Plays of William Shakspeare: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left by the Late George Steevens. With a Selection of Explanatory and Historical Notes, from the Most Eminent Commentators; a History of the Stage, a Life of Shakespeare, &c.[edited] by Alexander Chalmers

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”