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“Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?”
“Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.”
“Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.”
“Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”
“McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.”
“In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.”
“In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.”
“We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones.”
“I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.”
“Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.”
“It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.”
“The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.”
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
“If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.”