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“The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney's horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today, which is a shame because if there's one thing that family needs, it's more gold.”

Ifs Needs Today Funny Winning One Thing Events Gold Horse Shame Olympics Competing Medal Romney London Olympics Dressage

Author:Conan O'Brien

“Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.”

Humor Funny Walks Shame

Author:Natasha Leggero

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”

Source: To father, with love: wisdom from Guideposts

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

Men Funny Can Do Hours Work Drink Shame Eight Alcohol Making Love Funny Work

Author:William Faulkner

“Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint.”

Humor Funny Brain Drink Humorous Shame Wine Drinking Alcohol Cells Occasions Neglect Restraint Embarrassment Liquor Good Sense Selective Refreshments Brain Cells

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus

“These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.”

Funny Lying Moral Military Shame Coward Baghdad

Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

“Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.”

Ifs Way Funny Dog Shame My Dog

Book:Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

Source: Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

“Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”

“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).”