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“Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.”

“When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.”

Writing Said Home Humor Funny Left Forget Skills Mum Unlikely

Author:Tim Vine

“If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration.”

Ifs Want Funny Comedy Skills Concentration Relaxed Cunning

Author:David Mitchell

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”

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Author:Marilyn vos Savant

“It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school.”

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Author:Leigh Steinberg

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.”

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Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea