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Source: Howl and Other Poems: Pocket Poets Number 4

“After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely.”

Felt Broken Pipe Tobacco Shattered

Book:The Hobbit

Source: The Hobbit

“Day 24. Situation is growing worse. My captors continue to find new and horrific ways to torture me. When not working, Agent Scarlet spends her days examining fabric swatches for bridesmaid dresses and going on about how in love she is. This usually causes Agent Boring Borscht to regale us with stories of Russian weddings that are even more boring than his usual ones. My attempts at escape have been thwarted thus far. Also, I am out of cigarettes. Any assistance or tobacco products you can send will be greatly appreciated. -Prisoner 24601”

“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.”

Time Weak Alcohol Coffee Poison Acid Tobacco Funny Coffee Hashish

Book:The complete works of Ralph Waldo Emerson

Source: The complete works of Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Your bird drinks whiskey and eats tobacco?" The old man frowned."Just be lad he doesn't like eatin' scrawny boys that don't know their way 'round the Otherworld.”

Knows Men Way Boys Drink Bird Rounds Old Man Tobacco Whiskey Lad

Author:Kami Garcia

“The fast-food industry is in very good company with the lead industry and the tobacco industry in how it tries to mislead the public, and how aggressively it goes after anybody who criticizes its business practices.”

Trying Company Practice Food Industry Very Good Criticize Mislead Tobacco Fast Food Good Company Food Industry Good Food Good Company Tobacco Industry

Author:Eric Schlosser

“A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.”

Ends Humor Fire Fool Paper Cigarette Tobacco

Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“The puritanical potentialities of science have never been forecast. If it evolves a body of organized rites, and is established as a religion, hierarchically organized, things more than anything else will be done in the name of 'decency.' The coarse fumes of tobacco and liquors, the consequent tainting of the breath and staining of white fingers and teeth, which is so offensive to many women, will be the first things attended to.”

Ifs Firsts Done Body Science Religion Names White Evolution Breaths Fingers Teeth Evolve Organized Offensive Decency Tobacco Liquor Rite Coarse Forecasts

Author:Wyndham Lewis

“A narrative voice with conviction is often hard to find. But not in baseball. The minors teach two lost American arts: how to chew tobacco and how to tell a story.”

Art Two Hard Stories Lost Voice Teach Baseball Conviction Narrative Minors Tobacco Narrative Voice

Book:How life imitates the World Series: an inquiry into the game

Source: How life imitates the World Series: an inquiry into the game

“It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.”

Years Congress Smoking Tobacco Quit Smoking Disgraceful No Smoking

Author:Edward Kennedy

“I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.”

Bills Clinton Marijuana Tobacco Inhale

Author:Frank Zappa

“Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.”

Taste Prove Smoke Dirty Gossip Rumor Pipe Tobacco Bad Taste Rumours Smokers Gossiping And Rumors

Author:George Eliot

“Asking the public health community to investigate the role of vaccines in the development of autism is like asking the tobacco industry to investigate the link between lung cancer and smoking.”

Community Roles Development Industry Asking Cancer Smoking Links Autism Lungs Tobacco Vaccines Public Health Lung Cancer Tobacco Industry

Author:Rick Rollens

“So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.”

Ends Three Goal Numbers Drug Behavior Abuse Alcohol Priorities The End Of The Day Rejects Illegal Tobacco Youngsters Top Priorities Illegal Drugs

Author:Barry McCaffrey

“As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol.”

Thinking Wells Persons Has Beens Different Bigs Kids Young Views Dangerous Habit Politician Drug Adults Vices Alcohol African American Smoking Pot Weed Cigarette Tobacco Bad Habits Chunks

Author:Barack Obama

“I have been addicted to it, and it's ultimately related to anxiety coping, and it's a form of self-medication, and I was smoking up to 15 to 20 marijuana cigarettes a day with no tobacco.”

Has Beens Self Form Anxiety Related Smoking Marijuana Cigarette Tobacco Coping Medication

Author:Lady Gaga

“You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.”

Thinking Knows Explanation Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Heroin Jerry Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Tobacco Smoking

Author:John Mellencamp

“My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.”

“If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.”

Ifs Fairs Alcohol Weather Occasions Queens Smoking Companion Loyal Tobacco Foul Loyal Friend All Occasions

Author:Luis Bunuel

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

Men Cures Smoking Marijuana Cigarette Tobacco Swine Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:George D. Prentice

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Ifs Action Fire Assuming Smoking Appropriate Cigarette Tobacco Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Stop Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Douglas Adams

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

Next Heaven Grief Known Smoke Smoking Cigarette Consolation Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.”

Knows Kids Drinking Smoking Milk Tobacco Smoking And Drinking Good Drinking

Author:Bob Dole

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”

Men Pleasure Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Choke Felicity Embers Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Ben Jonson

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”

“Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.”

Sound Air Car Habit Clothes Lows Filled Smell Absence Tales Shirts Smoking Clothings Tobacco Stains Collars Tolls Fresh Air Dens Ashtrays

Author:Robert Breault

“Men professing godliness offer their bodies upon Satan's altar, and burn the incense of tobacco to his satanic majesty. Does this statement seem severe? The offering must be presented to some deity. Since God is pure and holy, and will accept nothing defiling in its character, He refuses this expensive, filthy, and unholy sacrifice; therefore we conclude that Satan is the one who claims the honor.”

Source: Steps to Christ for a Joy-Filled Life

“A man of no conversation should smoke.”

Men Should Conversation Smoke Smoking Tobacco

Book:The Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson

Source: The Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.”

Smoking Cleaning Filling Pipe Tobacco Mischief Smokers Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Bill Vaughan

“Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.”

People Should Looks Done Terrible Findings Lips Smoke Smoking Good People Polite Tobacco Terrible Times

Book:Modern manners

Source: Modern manners

“When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.”

Ifs Objects Sick Smoking Tobacco

Author:Thomas Beecham

“They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a profile and the smoke is exhaled slowly and deliberately and the grey jet stream becomes a beautiful blue cloud of smoke.What are they trying to tell us?”

Giving Trying Beautiful Turns Blue Clouds Teeth Smoke Streams Smoking Cigarette Grey Tobacco Jet Profile

Book:Low life

Source: Low life

“Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done to us.”

People Done Eye Mouths Smoke Noses Smoking Shocking Tobacco Things Done Shocking Things Blowing Smoke

Book:Journey to the Hebrides: A Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland & The Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

Source: Journey to the Hebrides: A Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland & The Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

“Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.”

Plans Masters Expected Smoking Tobacco

Author:Bill Vaughan

“I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold.”

Men Firsts Turns Gold Smoke Smoking Tobacco

Author:Elizabeth I

“The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.”

Might Age Eras Smoking Tobacco Tobacco Smoking Elizabethan

Book:My Lady Nicotine - A Study in Smoke (Annotated Edition)

Source: My Lady Nicotine - A Study in Smoke (Annotated Edition)

“I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.”

Cost Sells Dollars Loyalty Brands Fantastic Smoking Cigarette Pennies Tobacco Brand Loyalty

Author:Warren Buffett

“The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.”

Men Differences Pay Smoke Smoking Tobacco Cigar Valet

Author:Robert Frost

“The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.”

Slavery Smoking Conspiracy Founders Womanhood Manhood Tobacco Scoundrels Quit Smoking American Slavery Raleigh

Author:John Harvey Kellogg

“Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself from smoking, adding that he also smoked a good deal to keep himself from knitting.”

Ifs Deals Agents Smoking Tobacco Sock Knitting Literary Agents

Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“This very night I am going to leave off tobacco! Surely there must be some other world in which this unconquerable purpose shall be realised.”

World Purpose Night Smoking Realised Tobacco Other Worlds Unconquerable Unconquerable Will

Author:Charles Lamb

“Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.”

Smoking Tobacco

Author:George D. Prentice

“Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don't do it. Don't you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don't touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you.”

Want Trying Use Might Forget Watches Drug Instance Smoke Beer Smoking Never Forget You Choose Tobacco

Author:Gordon B. Hinckley

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.”

Believe Humans I Believe Affair Calm Objectives Judgement Smoking Pipe Tobacco Smokers Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Albert Einstein

“A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.”

Thinking Men Pleasure Wise He Man Source Philosopher Smoke Contemplation Smoking Companion Fountain Pipe Tobacco Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Samaritans

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death...I now feel that smoking in moderation is a comfortable and laudable practice, and is productive of good. There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation, is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper.”

“Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.”

Men Passion Honest Worthy Smoking Tobacco Honest Man Cigar Not Worthy

Author:Moliere

“If you can't sent money, send tobacco.”

Ifs Smoking Tobacco

Author:George Washington

“I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.”

Men Virtue Smoking Toil Tobacco

Author:Charles Lamb

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