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Famous Erma Bombeck Quotes

“I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.”

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“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”

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Book:If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
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