Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!
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Famous Erma Bombeck Quotes
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!
“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”
Source: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
“What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?”
“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.”
“I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.”
Source: Eat Less Cottage Cheese and More Ice Cream: Thoughts on Life from Erma Bombeck
“If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.”