Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
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Famous Erma Bombeck Quotes
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
Source: Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.”
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.”
“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!
“It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.”
“It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.”
“I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.”
“Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.”
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
Source: At Wit's End
“Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.”