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Famous Erma Bombeck Quotes
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”
“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”