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Famous Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.”
“When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.”
“It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.”
“With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.”
“With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.”
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”