“I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.”
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Famous Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.”
“I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.”
“I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.”
“You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.”
“You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.”
“My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.”
“I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.”
“I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.”
“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”