Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
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Famous Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.”
“My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.”
“Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.”
“My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.”
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
“I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs