“I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother”
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Famous Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!”
“I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.”
“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"”
“I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!”
“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”