“Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.”
T Quotes
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All T Quotes
“Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.”
“Two things a novelist can do with a hat: Talk through it or pull a rabbit from it.”
“Two things a wise man never discloses to the public; his money and his women.”
“Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat.”
“Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.”
“Two things are infinite; a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
“Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.”
“Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me.”
“Two things cannot be in one place. Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow.”
“Two things cause people to be destroyed: fear of poverty and seeking superiority through pride.”
“Two things defines you: Your patience when you have nothing and attitude when you have everything”
“two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.”
“Two things have always ruptured up and through hegemony: art and bodies.”