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“My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.”

Mean Kitchen Cake Favourite Grandma Crabs My Grandma Favourite Places

“My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it”

“If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."”

“A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.”

“My dad liked more macho adventure books like Shogun or spy novels. My mother reads murder mysteries. In fact, so does her mother, my grandma. That's where I trace the familial line of murder mystery obsession.”

Doe Book Facts Mother Lines Novel Mystery Adventure Dad Murder My Dad Obsession Spy Grandma Macho My Grandma Murder Mysteries Adventure Books Shoguns

Author:Christopher Bollen

“I would stay at my grandma's house on my birthday every year and I remember she had a bookshelf of murder mystery books along with really frightening books, like one on Jack the Ripper. She also had a poster of a shark in the closet which also terrified me at the time.”

Years Book Remember House Mystery Murder Frightening Terrified Closets Grandma Sharks Posters My Birthday Bookshelves My Grandma Jack The Ripper Murder Mysteries Grandma's House

Author:Christopher Bollen

“As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough situations where heartbreaking decisions have to be made.”

Believe Made Decision Situation Tough Appreciate Mama Grandma Heartbreaking Sanctity Sanctity Of Life Tough Situations

Author:Carole Keeton

“Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know”

Knows Said School Jobs Lasts Remember Lost Dating Died Insecure Remember When Grandma Dumped

Author:Tom Arnold

“Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America.”

People Littles Real Country America Hate Girl White Middle I Hate Conservative Fats Meat Racist Farms Teenage Grandma Teenage Girl Kmart

Author:Azealia Banks

“Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.”

“My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one."”

Life Is Mma Grandma Abraham Ufc My Grandma

Author:Donald Cerrone

“The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma."”

Ifs Sometimes Problem Left Shirts T Shirt Slogans Grandma Left Out

Author:Mary Norris

“I remember my mother would get upset with me 'cause she said I walked like my dad. But I think it was more like, there's something about you that's not quite ladylike and femme. And then when I got older - once I came out, my mom and grandma were horrified and just kind of like, where did we go wrong?”

Thinking Kind Said Remember Mother Causes Mom Dad My Dad My Mom Upset Grandma Femme Ladylike

Author:Jacqueline Woodson

“Deep patriots don't just sing the song, 'America the Beautiful' and then go home. We actually stick around to defend America’s beauty -- from the oil spillers, the clear-cutters and the mountaintop removers. Deep patriots don't just visit the Statue of Liberty and send a postcard home to grandma. We defend the principles upon which that great monument was founded -- 'give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.'”

Giving Home America Beautiful Song Poor Liberty Principles Clear Mass Give Me Tired Sticks Breathe Oil Yearning Patriot Statues Monument Grandma Postcards Statue Of Liberty Cutters

Book:Rebuild the Dream

Source: Rebuild the Dream

“A small gold plain cross was passed down from my grandma to my mom, then to me, and now to my daughter. It is always nice to own something that connects you to the women who made it possible for you to exist.”

Made Nice Mom Daughter Crosses Gold My Mom Made It My Daughter Grandma My Grandma

Author:Liya Kebede

“I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!”

Want Film Sleep Acting Roles Branches Grandma

Author:America Ferrera

“My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water.”

Water Drink My Favorite Cheese Grandma My Grandma Coconuts Favorite Foods Macaroni Macaroni And Cheese

Author:Sloane Stephens

“My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I made strawberry syrup and that didn't really work out but I made strawberry-vanilla and that sold. Then I just went out and took marketing classes, went to seminars, learned about marketing a product and striking deals. It ended up taking orders of $1.5 million.”

Made Used Order Deals Class Millions Products Marketing Work Out Recipes Grandma Strawberries Vanilla My Grandma Seminars Syrup

Author:Farrah Gray

“When these Asians go out looking for a victim, they don't go looking for Asian victims. They don't go mugging Asian grandmas, they don't go stabbing each other, they don't go trying to solicit sex off little Pritesh or little Sanjita, they go straight to the whites because they are trying to destroy us and they are the racists.”

Trying Littles Sex Victim Racist Asian Grandma Stabbing

Author:Mark Collett

“If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.”

Ifs Tone Grandparent Grandma

Book:Allegra Maud Goldman

Source: Allegra Maud Goldman

“If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks.”

Ifs Done Hands Doors Rocks Mouths Iron Locked Grandparent Bathroom Ruling Grandma Undisputed

Book:Allegra Maud Goldman

Source: Allegra Maud Goldman

“The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas.”

Two Turns Born Baby Bigger Grandparent Grandma Baby Born Baby Boom

Author:Mary Margaret McBride

“I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.”

Boxes Chairs Lunch Corpses Grandma Folding

Book:Crow Fair: Stories

Source: Crow Fair: Stories

“The people talking on their cell phone and following GPS instructions to where grandma's house is saying I don't need space - excuse me, that's how you know where grandma lives, and when to make the left turn.”

People Knows Needs Turns House Left Space Talking Phones Following Excuse Cells Instruction Cell Phone Grandma Excuse Me People Talking Gps Grandma's House

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I was raised on a farm in Kansas where we lived next door to my Grandma Dew, and I was her shadow. We went everywhere together - to the bank, the doctor, the Early Bird Garden Club, and to an endless procession of Church meetings.”

Together Next Church Doors Bird Shadow Garden Doctors Meetings Raised Clubs Endless Farms Dew Grandma Kansas Procession My Grandma Early Bird

Book:No Doubt about it

Source: No Doubt about it

“That's what it is to be a grandma. All fun and no stress.”

Fun Stress Grandma No Stress

Author:Marie Osmond

“I don't think of myself as a feminist, but if someone calls me a feminist icon, that's fine. I've always stood up for women and myself in general. I have a great love and respect, because I have had beautiful sisters, aunts and my grandmas, but I love men. I totally understand the nature of men.”

Ifs Thinking Men Beautiful Fine Feminist Call Me Aunt Icons Great Love Grandma Stood Up Love And Respect Nature Of Man My Grandma Beautiful Sister

Author:Dolly Parton

“My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again...".”

Ifs Said Shows Boys Television Tvs Kissing Angry Naked Traditional Desperate Impressed Tv Shows Grandma Housewife My Grandma Desperate Housewives

Author:Eva Longoria

“Fences, unlike punishments, clearly mark out the perimeters of any specified territory. Young children learn where it is permissible to play, because their backyard fence plainly outlines the safe area. They learn about the invisible fence that surrounds the stove, and that Grandma has an invisible barrier around her cabinet of antique teacups.”

Source: Raising a Daughter: Parents and the Awakening of a Healthy Woman

“My grandma always said, "Trouble is what God uses to prepare you for better things!" If you have trouble in your life, you are in a valley. If you are in a valley, you are being prepared for something bigger, better, greater; something you probably could not handle now.”

Ifs Said Use Greater Trouble Bigger Prepared Handle Valleys Grandma My Grandma Bigger Better

Author:Iyanla Vanzant

“I got a great grandma. Her name is Pearl, and she was at one time married to an Indian chief, who, in a wonderful crossing of cultures, she integrated some of his, and some of hers, and um, it was a combination of peyote and preserves, and it was this hallucinogenic jam.”

Culture Names Wonderful Married Chiefs Combination Indian Preserves One Time Pearls Jam Grandma Crossings Integrated Peyote Great Grandma Indian Chief

Author:Eddie Vedder

“Mom and sister played piano growing up; my grandma still plays piano in church. They always beat me over the head trying to get me to play piano, but I was more interested in riding dirt bikes and playing in the mud.”

Trying Stills Play Church Growing Up Growing Mom Beats Piano Riding Dirt Bike Mud Grandma My Grandma Dirt Bikes

Author:Dustin Lynch

“I started taking piano lessons when I was 8 and I wrote my first song shortly after. Music was really important in my family. My grandma was a professional violin player and my parents first met when my dad was giving my mom guitar lessons.”

Giving Firsts Important Song Parent Player Mom Dad Lessons Mets My Family Guitar My Dad My Mom Piano Violin Grandma My Grandma Piano Lesson

Author:Eric Hutchinson

“Leveling off at 42,000 feet, I had thirty percent of my fuel, so I turned on rocket chamber three and immediately reached .96 Mach. I noticed that the faster I got, the smoother the ride. Suddenly the Mach needle began to fluctuate. It went up to .965 Mach - then tipped right off the scale ... We were flying supersonic. And it was a smooth as a baby's bottom; Grandma could be sitting up there sipping lemonade.”

Three Feet Baby Percent Sitting Bottom Flying Scales Flight Faster Thirty Fuel Aviation Smooth Chamber Rockets Needles Grandma Lemonade Sipping Sitting Up

Book:Yeager: An Autobiography

Source: Yeager: An Autobiography

“Both my mom and my grandma were really big influences on me not only by being strong and teaching me to be strong but also owning their salt as well.”

Wells Bigs Strong Influence Teaching Mom My Mom Salt Grandma My Grandma

Author:Miranda Lambert

“If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!”

Ifs Humor Kids Funny Jail Mama Grandma

Author:Chris Rock

“People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."”

People Firsts Children Humor Bigs Kids Funny Brother Burned Sandwiches Grandma Your Brother Big Families Burned Out

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"”

Feels Wells Kind Funny Break Rich Comedy Special Folks Occasions Fancy Grandma Break Out Special Occasion Ketchup

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.”

Drink Skins Milk Grandma Great Grandma

Author:Barbara Palvin

“Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.”

“I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.”

Home Bigs Millions Fans Santa Dolls Grandma

Author:Jeremiah Brent

“I wish it were different, but my body clock wakes me up between 6:30 and 7:30 a.m. I was even talking yesterday about how, if I want to get enough sleep, I have to be in bed at 10. That means I'm totally a grandma.”

Ifs Want Mean Different Enough Body Wish Sleep Bed Clock Grandma Enough Sleep

Author:Agyness Deyn

“When I was a boy we were poor and we had to make do with what we had. So my grandma used to make us quits that we used for blankets. She couldn't afford to go to the store and buy a blanket -- so she'd take scraps of cloth and sew them together. there'd be different colors and different patterns and different types of cloth -- but they all went together to make that big quilt to keep us warm.”

Different Bigs Together Used Poor Boys Color Type Patterns Warm Stores Quitting Blanket Grandma Scrap My Grandma Different Colors Quilts

Author:Jesse Jackson

“I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me.”

Kind Left Husband University Jew My Husband Fascism Berlin Grandma

Author:Cate Shortland

“I'm often a crier and many things make me cry. I come from a crying family - my mother cries, my grandma used to cry. It was never shameful to cry. My father never told me men don't cry.”

Men Used Mother Father Cry Grandma Shameful My Grandma

Author:Michael Silverblatt

“If you were watching CNN, they were saying the NSA is listening to your phone calls. It's reading your emails. When you call your grandma in Arkansas, the NSA knows. All total bulls - t. They made the public more concerned about the privacy issue than the legitimate facts should have done.”

Ifs Knows Should Made Done Facts Reading Issues Listening Concerned Should Have Phones Privacy Email Bulls Grandma Phone Calls Nsa Cnn Arkansas

Author:Michael Morell

“My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.”

Said Lasts Forever Bad Things Grandma My Grandma

Author:Lamar Odom

“Even if her children or grandchildren are willing to spend their own money to keep grandma alive, when bureaucrats control the necessary technology or medication they may decide that it is not for sale.”

Ifs May Children Technology Alive Willing Grandchildren Grandma Medication Bureaucrats

Author:Thomas Sowell

“My parents always talk about Puerto Rico. My dad's whole family lives in Puerto Rico. My great grandma lives in Puerto Rico and I got to meet her a couple years ago.”

Years Whole Parent Couple Dad Years Ago My Dad Family Life Grandma Whole Family Puerto Rico Rico Great Grandma

Author:Danny Garcia

“I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma”

Persons Differences Laughter Expenses Funeral Grandma

Author:Thom Yorke

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