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“Don't let schooling interfere with your education.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”

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Author:George Burns

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

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Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.”

“I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.”

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Author:W. C. Fields

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein