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“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
“If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.”
“Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.”
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
“A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”
“I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.”
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
“Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."”