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“There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.”

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Author:Red Skelton

“One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.”

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Author:Antonio Porchia

“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”

“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”

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Author:Josh Billings

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”

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Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

“Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.”

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Book:The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac

Source: The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac