Best humorous & seems Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity is more touching than any humility; their solemnity gives us more hope for all things than a thousand carnivals of optimism; their large and lustrous eyes seem to hold all the stars in their astonishment; their fascinating absence of nose seems to give to us the most perfect hint of the humour that awaits us in the kingdom of heaven.”

“I like Bret Easton Ellis' sense of humor. I feel like mine is sometimes similar to his. And how his characters sometimes seem really confused in a humorous manner. I like that. And I have that sometimes in my characters.”

Feels Sometimes Character Seems Mines Humorous Confused Sense Of Humor

Author:Tao Lin

“For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.”

Thinking Knows Seems Interesting News Humorous Exciting Objectives Hopefully Fake Subjective Catching Nuggets Catching On

Author:Jon Stewart

“I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.”

Looks I Can Seems Joy Fun Enjoy Sides Sadness Sad Humorous Sadness Of Life Sadness And Love

Book:My Life and Times

Source: My Life and Times

“There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.”

Children Hands Seems Family Humorous Parenting Parenthood Bites Feeding Having Kids Funny Father

Author:Peter De Vries

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

Hands Seems Funny America Humorous Gun Circles Smoking Acceptable Cigarette Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"”

Inspirational Said Seems Teacher Teaching Talent Skills Humorous Discworld

Author:Terry Pratchett

“Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.”

Knows Children Two Seems School Education Learning Happened Summer Humorous Educational Occasions Public School 4th Of July July

Book:The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

“You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something about their personality that paralyses the vocal cords and reduces the contents of the brain to cauliflower.”

Knows Mean Seems Girl Brain Know How Personality Humorous Vocal Cords Paralysis Jeeves Vocal Cords Cauliflower

Book:Right Ho, Jeeves

Source: Right Ho, Jeeves

“I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.”

Seems Humorous Profound Lazy Laziness English Language Indolence Lazy Man

Author:Bernard Williams

“The best song lyrics seem to me so artful, so brilliant, so warm and humorous, with both passion and wit, that my admiration is matched only by my envy.”

Seems Song Passion Humorous Warm Envy Brilliant Wit Admiration Matched

Author:David Lehman

“There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus!”

Humans Seems Race Limits Humorous Human Race Sarcasm Homo Sapiens Credulity

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

“That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.”

Ideas Seems Funny Mistake Humorous Fellows

Author:Samuel Johnson

“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

“It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations?”

Source: Earth in the Balance: Forging a New Common Purpose

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.”

Source: Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century

“It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance.”

Wells Humor Seems Funny Asks Waiting Humorous Crisis Edges Stranger Missions Aids Canada Halls Selfless Perpetual Ignored Historic Canada Day Happy Canada Day

Author:Kevin Myers

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