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“He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.”

Sometimes Hands Funny Enjoy Sound Voice Wonder Beats Humorous Importance Satisfaction Obvious Sentences Mellow

Book:Bleak House

Source: Bleak House

“I like Bret Easton Ellis' sense of humor. I feel like mine is sometimes similar to his. And how his characters sometimes seem really confused in a humorous manner. I like that. And I have that sometimes in my characters.”

Feels Sometimes Character Seems Mines Humorous Confused Sense Of Humor

Author:Tao Lin

“So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.”

Needs Two Sometimes Funny Three Marriage Humorous Witty Heavy Chains Wedlock

Author:Alexandre Dumas

“I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.”

Stills I Can Sometimes Happiness Humorous Complaining Complaints

Author:Joe Walsh

“A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it.”

Sometimes Humorous Worth It Whips Not Worth It Bulldogs

Author:Bradley Nowell

“I do sometimes miss doing that lighter, more humorous work, and I find there's a heavier responsibility that goes along with a literary reputation. You have to start knowing what you're talking about and you have to go have public conversations with writers. That's been pretty intense; I have to really stay on top of things in a way I didn't before.”

Way Sometimes Responsibility Talking Knowing Missing Conversation Humorous Intense Reputation Lighters

Author:Alison Bechdel

“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”

Littles Sometimes Funny Hope Difficult Humorous Difficulty Clouds Witty Silver Mint Funny Motivational Lining Up

Book:Archy and Mehitabel

Source: Archy and Mehitabel

“Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.”

Persons Sometimes Funny Crazy Directors Humorous Madness Mad Insane Producers Insanity Logical Screenwriters Craziness Being Crazy Sometimes In Life

Author:Kevin Spacey

“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”

“Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.”

Sometimes Funny Humorous Bugs

Author:Mark Knopfler

“Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.”

“Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant to be humorous. Thousands of men and women carry inferiority complexes with them all through life, because some well-meaning, but ignorant person destroyed their confidence through opinions or ridicule”

“Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.”

Trying Sometimes Reading Powerful Humorous Witty Insult Suspicion

Author:Guy Davenport

“Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.”

Sometimes Science Fear Atheism Humorous Witty Rage Scream Thesis

Book:Emerson in His Journals

Source: Emerson in His Journals

“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”

Ifs Two Sometimes Wonder Fool Humorous Tests Items Funny Inspirational Pranks Payroll April Fools Day April Fools Fools Day Foolproof Funny April Fools Day Funny April Fools Fool Proof

Author:Alan Coren

“An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .”

Sometimes Social Humorous Aids Absence Sarcasm Advancement Impediments

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

“The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.”

Sometimes One Day Humorous Rain Mayflies

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.”

Men May Sometimes Emotion Emotional Humorous Forgotten Pockets Sense Of Humor

Author:Constance Rourke

“I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.”

Wells Long Sometimes Shows Wanted Opportunity Hours Projects Humorous Dramatic Delighted

Author:Ron Glass

“Sometimes those who need it the most are inclined the least.”

Needs Sometimes Humorous Management

Author:Jim Rohn

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

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