“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
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“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
“A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.”
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
“Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!”
“I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”
“Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure; Married in haste, we may repent at leisure.”
“That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.”
“Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”
“The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.”
“Conflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.”
“Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“The married should not forget that to speak of love begets love.”
“When you get married you forget about kissing other women.”
“It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.”
“You ask me, 'What is the secret of remaining happy and married?'”
“Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"”
“He felt married to her, that was all.”
“If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.”