“Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.”
Marriage Quotes
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Marriage Quotes
“He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.”
Source: Collected Poems
“If they only married when they fell in love, most people would die unwed.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Robert Louis Stevenson (Illustrated)
“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
Source: Families and Family Therapy
Source: Everything and a Kite
“Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.”
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.”
“It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.”
“I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.”
“But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.”
“The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.”
“I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.”
Source: Outrageous acts and everyday rebellions
“Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ovid (Illustrated)
“A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.”
“I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.”
Source: Afterthoughts
“I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.”
Source: Mrs. Harris: the death of the Scarsdale diet doctor
“I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children