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“The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.”

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Author:Wilson Mizner

“The American woman's concept of marriage is a clearly etched picture of something uninflated on the floor. A sleeping-bag withoutair, a beanbag without beans, a padded bra without pads. To work on it, you start pumping--what the magazines call "breathing life into your marriage." Do enough of this and the marriage becomes a kind of Banquo's ghost, a quasi-living entity.”

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Author:Florence King

“someones married their everyones laughed their cryings and did their dance (sleep wake hope and then) they said their nevers they slept their dream”

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Book:100 Selected Poems

Source: 100 Selected Poems

“Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.”

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Author:Rose Kennedy

“A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.”

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Author:Honore de Balzac

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”

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Author:Lewis Grizzard

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”

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Author:Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.”

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Author:St. Jerome

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Why would a married couple that lives together every day need to date each other? It's precisely because they live and sleep together.”

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Author:William J Doherty

“I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!”

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Author:Barbara Walters

“I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.”

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Author:Mae West

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“Love is a great thing...which alone maketh every burden light.. Love is watchful, and while sleeping, still keeps watch; though fatigued, it is not weary; though pressed, it is not forced. Love is sincere, gentle, strong, patient, faithful, prudent, long-suffering, and manly. Love is humble and upright, not weak, not fickle, nor intent on vain things; sober chaste, steadfast, quiet, and guarded in all the senses.”