Married Man Quotes
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“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.”
“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”
“There's nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.”
“Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.”
“I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.”
“I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.”
“Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.”
“I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.”
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”
“I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always”
“A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.”