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“Men before you have quit smoking - you can too!”

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“There's more than one way to be a girl”

“My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.”

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Author:Gregg Rogell

“One thing that will make you quit smoking is sitting across from Keith Richards all night. I don't mind being ugly, but I sure don't want to look like that.”

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Author:Kid Rock

“I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights. I used to love wine but I've stopped drinking. I quit smoking and I'll never start again.”

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Author:Linda Evangelista

“When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.”

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Author:Brian Posehn

“Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.”

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Author:King James I

“Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.”

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Author:Fran Lebowitz

“You can quit smoking, and never have to have a cigarette again to survive. But with food, it is a daily challenge.”

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Author:Jami Attenberg

“I enjoyed being at Jurassic Park, with Jeff Goldblum and Sir Richard Attenborough. It's funny, because Steven Spielberg would actually operate the camera sometimes. He'd consider the camera, and he'd be kind of looking at me. He actually shot a few of the things that I'm in, in that lab, with that long ash dangling off that cigarette. Hogging that fake cigarette. Because I had quit smoking, and he wanted to make sure I didn't go back, so he got me the worst-tasting fake cigarettes ever.”

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Author:Samuel L. Jackson

“It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.”

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Author:Jackie Mason

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

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Author:Liza Minnelli

“Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.”

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Author:Liam Neeson

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”

“I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.”

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Author:Elvis Presley

“With self-discipline most anything is possible.”

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Book:Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century

Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century

“I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.”

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Author:Marjane Satrapi

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

“It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.”

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Author:Christy Turlington

“It is harrowing for me to try to teach 20-year-old students, who earnestly want to improve their writing. The best I can think to tell them is: Quit smoking, and observe posted speed limits. This will improve your odds of getting old enough to be wise.”

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Author:Barbara Kingsolver

“The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“you wouldn't happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would- i heard that! gandalf enjoyed a good pipe! why do you think he's called gandalf the gray? it wasn't for the color of his robes”

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Author:Margaret Weis

“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”

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Book:You do not talk about Fight Club: I am Jack's completely unauthorized essay collection

Source: You do not talk about Fight Club: I am Jack's completely unauthorized essay collection

“I can't believe you've been here all day and didn't come visit. ", Tatiana said. "Aw, I figured you had more important things to do than see me, " Adrian told her. "Besides, I quit smoking, so now we won't be able to go sneak cigarettes out behind the throne room together. " "Adrian!" chastised Nathan, turning bright red. It occurred to me then that I could have based a drinking game around how many times he exclaimed his son's name disapprovingly.”

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Author:Richelle Mead

“If I had felt then as I feel now, or as I felt a few years after I had married her, nothing could possibly have persuaded me to marry a woman who smoked. Dates, yes. Sexual adventures, yes. But to pin myself permanently inside closed quarters with a smoker? Never. Never. Never. Beauty wouldn't count, sweetness wouldn't count, suitability in every other respect wouldn't count.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov

“The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.”

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Author:David Byrne

“I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing there. She blinked her eyes, and slowly a smile stretched her lips. She strolled to the truck and got in. "So, are you homicidal or merely as irritable as a wounded buffalo?" "About halfway in between," he said through clenched teeth. "Anything I can do to help?" His eyes were narrow and intense. "It isn't just the cigarettes. Take off your panties and lock your legs around me, and I'll show you.”

“There was a young lady named Mae Who smoked without stopping all day; As pack followed pack, Her lungs first turned black, And eventually rotted away.”

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Author:Edward Gorey

“I quit smoking in December. I’m really depressed about it. I love smoking, I love fire, I miss lighting cigarettes. I like the whole thing about it, to me it turns into the artist’s life, and now people like Bloomberg have made animals out of smokers, and they think that if they stop smoking everyone will live forever.”

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Author:David Lynch

“Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.”

“It's never too late-in fiction or in life-to revise.”

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Author:Nancy Thayer

“Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.”

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Author:Christine Lahti

“Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.”

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Author:C. Everett Koop

“I don't smoke and I don't want to smoke. I am not a fan of gratuitous smoking in films.”

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Author:Edward Norton

“You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.”

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Author:Loni Anderson

“One of the great regrets of my life is that I smoked. If I could say anything to anybody starting out in life it would be, 'Whatever you do, don't smoke'. I have had to recover from that and been lucky that I have been able to stop.”

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Author:Bill Nighy

“Exercise can't counteract the damage being done to your body while you continue to smoke. What exercise can do is help you kick the habit.”

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Book:Running without fear: how to reduce the risk of heart attack and sudden death during aerobic exercise

Source: Running without fear: how to reduce the risk of heart attack and sudden death during aerobic exercise

“It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.”

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Author:Edward Kennedy

“Seventy-five percent of women who smoke would like to quit, and yet only two to three percent quit every year... It's significant because we can help women quit smoking.”

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Author:David Satcher

“Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.”

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Author:Gro Harlem Brundtland

“I think the reason kids get into drugs and smoking is they don't have anything to do.”

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Author:Richard Thompson

“I'm used to going into the studio and smoking and drinking until three in the morning. But I can't drink as much because I'm breastfeeding. See this glass of wine? Before, I'd have, like, four of them. Now, one is good. Oh, and I quit smoking. . . I've exorcised a lot of my demons, but I'm still working on myself. I think I'll be a work in progress for the rest of my life.”

“Habit is stronger than reason.”

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Book:The Works of George Santayana: Interpretations of the poetry and religion. Hamlet. Shelley. Dickens. Tragic philosophy

Source: The Works of George Santayana: Interpretations of the poetry and religion. Hamlet. Shelley. Dickens. Tragic philosophy

“After years of denial and deception, the Philip Morris company has admitted that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and other diseases. This formal acknowledgment comes far too late but still we must all welcome it. It can be the beginning of clearing the air.”

Source: Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1999

“A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.”

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Author:Gro Harlem Brundtland

“You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.”

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Author:John Mellencamp

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