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“For me, it was a wonderful surprise because I saw wonderful actors being very professional working in front of me [on Chicken with Plums]. I finally understood what an actor is and what an actor does. On a daily basis, it's a bit repetitive.”

Doe Actors Bits Saws Wonderful Fronts Understood Bases Surprise Chickens Repetitive Plums

Author:Vincent Paronnaud

“I love Taxi Driver. When I saw it the first time, I didn't understand it, but I loved it because I thought the guy was really cool when he's talking to himself in the mirror.”

Firsts Guy Talking Saws First Time Mirrors Drivers Really Cool Taxi

Author:Vincent Paronnaud

“I just saw dialogue, in the audition, and had no backstory. I was like, "I'm just going to be myself because I have no idea who this is or where he's coming from." The typical questions that actors have to ask themselves were very hard. I had to imagine, a little bit, and just made it work.”

Littles Made Ideas Hard Actors Asks Bits Saws Imagine Little Bit Dialogue Made It No Idea Typical Auditions

Author:Giles Matthey

“I have to say that I saw terrorists in 2002, went to Islamabad, Pakistan, and met women who were supporting this ideology. I call them the Taliban Ladies Auxiliary back then.”

Saws Mets Terrorist Ideology Pakistan Taliban Islamabad

Author:Dalia Mogahed

“My father and mother split and I never saw my father until I was 20, nor did I see much more of my mother.”

Mother Father Saws Splits

Author:John Lennon

“I always wanted to play music, and always loved it. I saw a band come to school, when I was in elementary school, and wanted to play drums. I started playing drums at 11, and that's where it all started.”

Play Wanted School Saws Band Elementary School Playing Drums

Author:Patty Schemel

“I felt that there were so many things that could go wrong, in adapting The Hunger Games , and I had this fierce desire to protect this book that she had written. At that time, I read the second book, in manuscript form, and so I saw where she was going with the series. I was able to convince Suzanne [Collins] to trust me with the books.”

Book Able Form Desire Games Felt Saws Written Protect Series Hunger Convince Fierce Trust Me Manuscripts Adapting

Author:Nina Jacobson

“When I started, every film got a full theatrical distribution. Today, almost no low budget films, maybe two or three a year, will get a full theatrical distribution. We've been frozen out of that, which means they must be aware that for a full theatrical distribution it either has to be something like Saw or some exploitation film of today or an extremely well made personal film.”

Years Wells Mean Made Two Today Film Three Saws Lows Budgets Exploitation Frozen Distribution Theatrical

Author:Roger Corman

“I think there's a perception of me that I'm the dark lord of all that is scary and gory, but that's completely false. I love musicals. My house is very bright and lit. It's not what people would really expect from a Saw director, but I think that's what allows me to do the things that I do.”

People Thinking House Dark Lord Saws Directors Perception Scary Lit I Love Music

Author:Darren Lynn Bousman

“Sir Oswald Mosley thought his job is not just keep Britain from going to war with his beloved Germany, he saw it as his job to organize a complementary fascist movement inside the U.K. So, he formed this organization as the British Union of Fascists in `32. In 1936, they changed their name to the British Union of Fascists and National Socialists”

War Jobs Names Saws Movement Changed Organization Unions British Beloved Germany Britain Organize Fascists Complementary Going To War

Author:Rachel Maddow

“More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun.”

People Trying Two Fun Sex Walks Known Saws Fashion Style Changed Gay Conscious Rage Like Me Continents

Author:Mae West

“I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.”

Saws Texas

Author:Molly Ivins

“"There is no disputing about tastes," says the old saw. In my experience there is little else.”

Littles Saws Taste

Book:Marchbanks' Almanack

Source: Marchbanks' Almanack

“If you saw you as God sees you, you would smile a lot.”

Ifs Saws

Book:The Complete Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue

Source: The Complete Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue

“If a man went simply by what he saw, he might be tempted to affirm that the essence of democracy is melodrama.”

Ifs Men Might Democracy Saws Essence Tempted Hairstyles Melodrama

Book:On Literature, Cultures, and Religion

Source: On Literature, Cultures, and Religion

“I've really hung in there with my BlackBerry. The main reason I like it better than an iPhone is that I can type better. I saw Rachel Zoe using a white one and I was jealous. The risk, of course, is that it could look like a Lady BIC. I've just learned to own it though.”

Looks I Can Reason Courses White Saws Risk Type Jealous Hung Iphone Blackberries

Author:Andy Cohen

“Baseball shaded my entire outlook on life, because that's how I first saw the world. I looked at everything, even today, through what I learned about the game. Like pacing yourself, focusing yourself, preparing yourself for what you want to do, keeping yourself healthy for the game. I do all that through the eyes of a ballplayer.”

World Want Firsts Eye Today Games Saws Healthy Baseball What You Want Preparing Outlook Through The Eyes Pacing Outlook On Life

Author:Kurt Russell

“Over 55,000 people saw the Beatles at Shea Stadium. We took $304,000 - the greatest gross ever in the history of show business!”

People Shows Saws Gross Show Business Stadiums

Author:Sid Bernstein

“Sometimes I write about my own life. And sometimes I write about situations I see my friends going through. Sometimes I write about a scene I saw in a movie. I take inspiration from all different places.”

Writing Different Sometimes Inspiration My Own Situation Saws Scene My Friends Different Place My Own Life

Author:Taylor Swift

“My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai Ambani... may I talk to Nita?' I said, 'It's a wrong number' and put down the phone. Then he called again... and I said, 'If you're Dhirubhai Ambani, then I'm Elizabeth Taylor.'”

Ifs May Said Law Next Father Numbers Saws Performances Phones Next Day In-laws Phone Calls Dance Performance Father In Law Wrong Number

Author:Nita Ambani

“My dad was a labour lawyer, and the ideas that I grew up with - bad management, bad capitalism, robber barons - when I applied this to my own life, I saw that we are all on both sides of the coin.”

Ideas Sides My Own Saws Grew Dad Grew Up Capitalism Management My Dad Lawyer Labour Both Sides Coins My Own Life Robbers Robber Baron

Author:David Mamet

“I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.”

Way Used Laughing Saws Doors Subjects Weight Size Stuck Chairs

Author:Roscoe Arbuckle

“When I first saw the light of day on this planet, it seemed as if I had been rudely awakened from a death-like sleep.”

Ifs Firsts Light Sleep Saws Planets Awakened

Author:Victoria Woodhull

“Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A national catastrophe.”

Saws Catastrophe Monument Washington Monument

Book:The journal of Arnold Bennett

Source: The journal of Arnold Bennett

“The first time I ever saw Lydia Lunch perform it was a religious experience. Not only is she intelligent and beautiful but she actually understands how "my" brain works. This almost rivals my first concert- Cindy Lauper when I was 12. She was so fascinating to me at the time. She made me want to dye my hair pink and start a band. (SO I naturally did)... All Cure records have had a great effect on me musically also.”

Want Firsts Made Beautiful Religious Brain Records Saws Effects Hair Band First Time Intelligent Cures Fascinating Concerts Lunch Rivals Religious Experience Cindy

Author:Jessicka

“Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you'd scream. It's alarming.”

People Ifs Thinking World Real Eye Half Saws Kissing Lips Real World Scream Inches

Book:Couplehood

Source: Couplehood

“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”

Firsts Said Sometimes Born Wonder Saws Pussy

Book:Brain Droppings

Source: Brain Droppings

“I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.”

Way Years Firsts Children Littles Two Hate Stars Boys Saws Feet Hair Six Hollywood Shoes Starting Temples Leather Back When Patents Ribbons Glee Six Year Olds Way Back When

Book:I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Source: I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

“The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.”

People World Government Saws Drug Down And Lawns

Book:Rants

Source: Rants

“I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote "tax cuts" on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing - Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said "Road Runner".”

Ifs Feels Said Hands Running Kids Reading Next Saws Cutting One Thing Stupid Republican Taxes Next Time Runners Palin Tax Cuts Paws Coyotes Road Runner

Author:Bill Maher

“I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.”

Kids America Rooms Saws Dad Drug Gun Advertising Smoking Pot Villain Only In America Smoking Pot Bad Parenting

Author:Bill Maher

“I was just at the newly opened Creationist Museum in Kentucky.... And they have this exhibit of a giant dinosaur...with a saddle on its back. Because the world is only 5000 years old, so man and the dinosaurs had to coexist, and, of course, we rode them. A theory I thought laughable at the age of eight when I saw it on THE FLINTSTONES!”

Men World Years Age Courses Saws Theory Eight Giants Museums Exhibits Dinosaurs Kentucky Coexist Saddles Laughable Creationist Flintstones

Author:Bill Maher

“The most rewarding part about being a dad is just looking at children who didn't exist at some point. The first time you saw them, they were the size of a quarter, in a sonogram, and now they can pour orange juice and yell at each other.”

Firsts Children Saws Dad First Time Size Quarters Orange Juice Being A Dad Orange Juice

Author:Paul Reiser

“I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.”

Ifs Thinking President Saws Wife Huge Married Hot Crush Charm Boots Cowboy Babe President George W Bush Fundraiser Cowboy Boot My Cowboy

Author:Roseanne Barr

“The camera does not know what it takes; it captures materials with which you reconstruct, not so much what you saw as what you thought you saw. Hence the best photography is aware, mindful, of illusion and uses illusion, permitting and encouraging it - especially unconscious and powerful illusions that are not usually admitted on the scene.”

Knows Doe Use Powerful Saws Materials Scene Photography Illusion Cameras Unconscious Capture

Book:The Asian Journal of Thomas Merton

Source: The Asian Journal of Thomas Merton

“Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!”

Knows Bigs Saws Land Myth Nine Dry Kevin Dry Land

Author:Jim Carrey

“One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'”

Men Saws Make Sense Old Man One Time

Author:Demetri Martin

“I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'”

Ifs Children Said Kids Sound Watches Saws Fairs Trade Fair Trade

Author:Demetri Martin

“I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.”

Ifs Should Two Causes Saws Dog Arms Clothes Ridiculous Pairs Pants Sweaters

Author:Demetri Martin

“Man versus woman equals fun. Man versus man equals gay. Woman versus woman equals awesome. Man versus pillow equals crazy. Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome - that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have? One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, 'This is a pillow fight ahead of time.”

Ifs Knows Men Two Real Fighting Fun Saws Crazy Gay One Time Versus Relaxation Pillow Geese Ahead Of Time Pillow Fights

Author:Demetri Martin

“When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!”

People Knows Hands Know How Saws Return Europe Let Me Jew Entertainment Tales Etc Cake Shopping Site Austria

Author:Jackie Mason

“When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.”

Ends Kids Remember Saws Respect No Friends No Respect

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.”

Bigs Lasts Saws Wife My Wife Fats Last Time Grazing

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”

Book Real Play Faces Turns Names Forget Rooms Cases Saws Wonderful Conditions Television Glad Evening Exception Never Forget Curtains Adverse

Author:Groucho Marx

“Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President... Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.”

Moving Values President Pay Saws Gay Daughter Vices Traditional Preserves Cynical Amendments Gay Marriage Bans Vice President Traditional Values Constitutional Amendments Ploy

Author:Jon Stewart

“The Brick House was one of the toughest joints I ever played in ... Guys would drink and fight one another like circle saws. Bottles would come flying over the bandstand like crazy and there was lots of plain common shooting and cutting. But somehow all that jive didn't faze me at all. I was so happy to have some place to blow my horn.”

Guy Fighting House Common Audience Saws Cutting Crazy Drink Blow Circles Flying Shooting Bottles Bricks Joints Horns

Author:Louis Armstrong

“When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there was some girl I saw walking up Holloway Road in Islington who had this long languid walk and I thought, that's what I like, so I incorporated her walk into mine.”

Want Firsts Long Real Girl Walks Steps Saws Mines Walking Real Women

Author:Eddie Izzard

“I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.”

Ifs Way Said Home Found Left Saws Cost Bills My Way Cheer Realised Psychologist Way Home Cheer Me Up

Author:Emo Philips

“My dad and I, we used to play baseball. I was the catcher. Which I liked. Until one day, I saw this game on TV, and I said, Hang on, how come their catcher doesn't have his hands tied to his ankles?”

Said Play Hands Used Games Saws Tvs Dad One Day Baseball My Dad Tied Ankles Catchers Hands Tied

Author:Emo Philips

“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”

Wells Pleasure Saws Mom My Mom Christmas Closets

Author:Trey Parker

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