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“Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy”

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Author:Hoda Kotb

“I love a man who knows how to walk. I do like a gentleman, a man who opens the door and a man who walks on the proper side of the street with you. There’s something safe about it; he’s protecting you. That’s a really nice quality. You don’t see it as often anymore. I pay attention to those things. I know it sounds silly, but I love that. I’m fortunate to say that I have a good guy. Oh, and he has to have great hands. There’s a lot I find sexy in a man, but strong, manly hands are very important.”

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Author:Lana Parrilla

“And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.”

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Author:Mike Myers

“I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as someone who can make someone laugh. It's 'cause I think life is hard. You know, my dad was a really silly man. A great Irish silly man. And that's fine.”

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Author:Joan Cusack

“Even The Impostors, as silly as it is, is a very intimate film, in a way.”

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Author:Stanley Tucci

“Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have a good time-and be kind of fun and silly. Jake is very composed, has his guard up, and is a bit damaged. But Cory Monteith is pretty much like Finn. I think they both kind of have that goofy sense of humor. Cory is so hilarious in his everyday life, just like Finn is.”

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Author:Jacob Artist

“Don't torment yourself with jealousy. It's a silly illusion that someone's life is better than yours when the truth is that each one of us is on a different path.”

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Author:Demi Lovato

“It’s like an American tradition. A person gets successful and then he’s supposed to change for the worse. It’s silly.”

Persons Successful Tradition Silly American Tradition

Author:Barbra Streisand

“What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder that sometimes.”

Sometimes Wonder Stupid Silly Showbiz

Author:Saffron Burrows

“My friends would probably describe me as silly. And honest. And that I think about things a bit too much.”

Thinking Bits Too Much Honest My Friends Silly Describe Me

Author:Jonathan Brandis

“I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!”

Silly Embarrassed Silly Things

Author:Emily Osment

“A lot of comic actors derive their main force from childish behavior. Most great comics are doing such silly things; you'd say, 'That's what a child would do.”

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Author:Gene Wilder

“The feeling you get from playing to a good audience is hard to describe without sounding as though you are talking silly. But reaction is important. You might feel in yourself that you're doing it ok but it's when you get the live reaction that you know you're doing it right.”

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Author:Tony Iommi

“People should dress the way they want. Any rules for age or shape are silly. If you walk out the door feeling good about yourself, that’s what counts.”

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Author:Sarah Jessica Parker

“I was up for Michael Corleone in 'The Godfather,' but, as I was only 10 at the time, I think Mr. Coppola made the right choice. The Julia Roberts role in 'Pretty Woman' held a bizarre allure for me. But, it's silly to look back with regret.”

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Author:Eric Stoltz

“Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.”

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Author:Lucy Liu

“If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character”

Ifs Character Stupid Silly Being Weird

Author:Taryn Manning

“Clergymen tend to be unreliable and pompous figures. Seldom Jewish rabbis, less often Catholic priests, but Protestant ministers tend to be... not really very admirable. Not necessarily evil, but silly. And wrong, of course.”

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Author:Charlton Heston

“The coolest thing about the series is that we stay very true to the books; it would be silly for us not to, because the books are exactly what the fans want to see. There’s an action side to it, which I love, and there are werewolves now. There aren’t just vampires. There’s a wolf pack.”

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Author:Taylor Lautner

“When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why? It's my trademark. People stop me and say, 'Let me have a look at your hand.'”

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Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“I don't know that I have any role models now that are fixed. Definitely my mom - she's the coolest. She's worked really hard her whole life and I just think she's got a great attitude. Moms just know so much it's so silly.”

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Author:Larisa Oleynik

“I had to overcome many things, many people telling me no. If you want it, and you believe in it, you have to do it. And I know it’s silly, and I know I’m kind of irrationally optimistic, but you have to be and you can’t really have another plan, because you’re going to fall back on it.”

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Author:Crystal Reed

“A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'”

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Author:Tommy Cooper

“I mean, all the ratings wars are silly. But, I mean, someone has to be concerned about the ratings because it means, you know, it translates into revenue.”

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Author:Connie Chung

“We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'”

“A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at home he will permit his aged mother to carry pails of water and armfuls of wood, or his wife to lug a twenty-pound baby, hour after hour, without ever offe”

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Book:History of woman suffrage

Source: History of woman suffrage

“The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America... He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin

“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”

“In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.”

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Book:A Fine Balance

Source: A Fine Balance

“Its silly to say it about a tennis player, but Im an unbelievable hero in Germany. And Germany needs heroes more than any place.”

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Author:Boris Becker

“The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.”

America Remember Silly Relief

Author:Thom Yorke

“If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.”

Ifs President Worry Republican Vote Democrat Conservative Silly Womens Rights Right To Vote

Author:Ann Coulter

“Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.”

Mistake Creative Activity Silly

Book:AN EXPENSIVE PLACE TO DIE

Source: AN EXPENSIVE PLACE TO DIE

“I'm not into that whole Satanic thing. It's just something to fall back on if you don't have much imagination. Singing you fiftieth song about having lunch with Satan--I'm not into it. It's silly.”

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Author:Kirk Hammett

“Let those parents that desire Holy Children learn to make them possessors of Heaven and Earth betimes; to remove silly objects from before them, to magnify nothing but what is great indeed, and to talk of God to them, and of His works and ways. before they can either speak or go.”

Way Children Inspiration Earth Christian Desire Speak Heaven Parent Objects Holy Silly Remove Heaven And Earth

Book:Centuries of Meditations

Source: Centuries of Meditations

“Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.”

Men Animal History Regard Silly Delicacy

Book:Octopus and squid, the soft intelligence

Source: Octopus and squid, the soft intelligence

“For a long time I used to think this a silly, straw-splitting distinction: how could you hate what a man did and not hate the man? But years later it occurred to me that there was one man to whom I had been doing this all my life - namely myself.”

Thinking Men Years Long Used Hate He Man Long Time Silly Distinction Thought Provoking One Man Provoking Straws Splitting

Book:Joyful Christian

Source: Joyful Christian

“I have been stupid and regret making a silly mistake experimenting with drugs.”

Has Beens Mistake Stupid Regret Drug Silly

Author:Richard Bacon

“The notion that inspiration is something that happened thousands of years ago, and was then finished and done with. . . the theory that God retired from business at that period and has not been heard from since, is as silly as it is blasphemous.”

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Book:George Bernard Shaw: Collected Articles, Lectures, Essays and Letters: Thoughts and Studies from the Renowned Dramaturge and Author of Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Pygmalion, Arms and The Man, Saint Joan, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion

Source: George Bernard Shaw: Collected Articles, Lectures, Essays and Letters: Thoughts and Studies from the Renowned Dramaturge and Author of Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Pygmalion, Arms and The Man, Saint Joan, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion

“Find someone who makes you laugh, allows you to be silly & be yourself, loves you when your at your best but loves you more when your not, kisses or touches you for no reason, looks at you in a way only you know what they're thinking and communicates with you in away your never afraid to share yourself.”

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Author:Michelle Morse

“Ever since the Evil Empire turned out to be a collection of third-world countries, Americans aligned on the far right have tried to cast gay men and lesbians as the new enemy, calculating deviants seducing the nation's young, anti-Avon ladies selling sodomy door-to-door. This simply won't wash. Just as seeing the Russians up close and personal on television humanized them, so seeing the lesbian grandmother of two little girls wearing her gold medal with pride makes the notion of otherness, much less deviance, silly and ignorant.”

“I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.”

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Author:Antonin Scalia

“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I can live without it all - love with its blood pump, sex with its messy hungers, men with their peacock strutting, their silly sexual baggage, their wet tongues in my ear.”

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Book:Becoming Light: Poems New and Selected

Source: Becoming Light: Poems New and Selected

“Fools are wise until they speak.”

Speak Wise Fool Silly Foolishness

Author:Randle Cotgrave

“A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.”

“Children are the anchors of a mother's life.”

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Author:Sophocles

“The word 'silly' derives from the Greek 'selig' meaning 'blessed.' There is something sacred in being able to be silly.”

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Author:Paul Pearsall