“You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.”
Source: There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”
“You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.”
“You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.”
“You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
Source: The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
“You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.”
“You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.”
“You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.”
“You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.”
“You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.”
“You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.”
“You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.”
“You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
“If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.”
“If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”
“If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
“If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.”
“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
“You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”
“You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.”