“You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.”
“You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.”
“You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.”
“You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.”
“You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.”
“You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.”
“You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.”
“You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.”
“You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.”
Source: You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
“You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.”
“You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.”
“You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.”
“You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.”
“You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.”
“You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.”
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.”
“You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.”
“You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.”
“You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.”
“You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.”
“You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.”
“You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.”
“You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.”