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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.”
“You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.”
“You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.”
“You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.”
“You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right”
“You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.”
“You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.”
“You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.”
“You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.”
“You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.”
“You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”
“You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.”
“You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.”
“You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.”
“You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.”
“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
“You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.”
“You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.”
“You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.”
“You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.”
“You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.”
“You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.”
“You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.”
“You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.”
“You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.”
“You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.”