Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times
A source page for quotes linked to Laurence J. Peter.
“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”
“The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.”
“A free press is one that prints a dictator's speech but doesn't have to.”
“do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.”
“An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.”
“Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.”
“Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.”
“In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.”
“When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.”
“Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.”
“It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.”
“. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.”
“In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.”
“Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.”
“It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.”
“Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.”
“If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.”
“There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.”
“Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.”
“When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.”
“Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.”
“We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.”
“The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.”
“Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”