“It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.”
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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.”
“I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.”
“I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.”
“He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.”
“For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.”
“Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.”
“Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.”
“Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.”
“Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.”
“The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.”
“Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.”
“My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.”
“Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.”