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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.”
“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”
“The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.”