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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.”
