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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.”
“I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
“For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.”
“Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.”
“Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.”