“I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.”
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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
“Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.”