“I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.”
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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”